Unicorn Rodeo by @hackneybrewery
Just IMAGINE what a unicorn rodeo would be like ⭐️🦄🤟🏻🎢🔮🎈🖼❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖼🎈🔮🎢🤟🏻🦄⭐️it would be so magical and amazing although I’m pretty sure you aren’t allowed to / can’t ride them… I don’t think they like it. 🦄But I think they’re supposed to be quite clever so maybe they would just ride around on their own ⭐️and all be having fun and we’d just happen to be watching. You know they have silver blood? Or at least they did in some book I can’t remember. I mean imagine talking to a unicorn? They can probably talk right? What would you say? I think I’d say ‘Alright? Fancy a pint?’…. but maybe not straight away? Too forward? What I mean is I’d talk to them like a person so they don’t feel weird about being the only unicorn at the party and just be like heyyyy this is my friend and introduce him (her? they?) to everyone and maybe sort of get just a pale of beer or something and pop it on the table.
This beer’s quite lager-y, not really what I expected or would choose but it’s still fine. A little bit like gamma ray but without having sold out to a multinational corporation. Kind of in to more hoppy dank stuff than this these days but dw about it we’re cool. And some of the profits are going to Pride London so I can dig that, good on you guys.